Ask me my “TOP 5” anything!

l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

hey jay! i noticed that there's a blog using your previous profile picture as their profile picture. I know that you swapped icons with someone but I don't think that this is the URL you did it with, although I don't know who it was. The URL is sedirktive and I just wanted to ask if they have permission to use your cosplay photo as an icon.
Anonymous

Hi! Thank you for worrying about me but it’s fine. Sedirktive, johnegbertt, and I all switched icons. I got johnegbertt, sedirktive got me, and johnegbertt got sedirktive. Thank you again but there is no need to worry!

interrogate-stuck:

GG: hi!! :)

interrogate-stuck:

GG: hi!! :)

meladoodle:

son… it’s about time we had a little chat about sex.. well i actually need a few tips, your mother is unsatisfied.. wait where are you going…

crunchier:

My personality:

  • I’m loud.
  • I’m obnoxious.
  • I’m sarcastic.
  • I’m cocky.
  • I cry easily.
  • I have a bad temper.
  • I’m easy to get along with.
  • I have more enemies than friends.
  • I’ve smoked.
  • I’ve smoked weed.
  • I drink coffee.
  • I clean my room daily.

My appearance:

  • I wear a piece of jewelry at all times.
  • I wear makeup.
  • I wear contacts.
  • I wear glasses.
  • I have braces.
  • I change my hair colour often.
  • I straighten my hair often.
  • I have a piercing.
  • I have small feet.

Relationships:

  • I’m always scared of being hurt.
  • An ex has physically abused me at least once.
  • I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
  • I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
  • I’ve been in love more than two times.
  • I believe in love at first sight.
  • I believe lust is more important than love. 

Friendships:

  • I have a best friend. 
  • I have at least ten friends.
  • I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend.
  • I’ve beaten up a friend.
  • I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend.

Experiences:

  • I’ve been on a plane.
  • I’ve been on a train.
  • Someone close to me has passed away.
  • I’ve taken a taxi.
  • I’ve taken a city bus.
  • I’ve taken a school bus. 
  • I’ve gone bungee jumping.
  • I’ve made a speech.
  • I’ve been in some sort of club.
  • I’ve won an award.
  • I’ve spent 24 Hours on the computer straight.
  • I’ve been in a physical fight. 

Music:

  • I listen to R&B.
  • I listen to country.
  • I listen to pop.
  • I listen to techno.
  • I listen to rock.
  • I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it.
  • I hate the radio.
  • I download music.
  • I buy CD’s.

Television:

  • I spend at least six hours a day watching television.
  • I watch soap operas daily.
  • I’m in love with Days of Our Lives. 
  • I’ve seen and liked the O.C.
  • I’ve seen and liked One Tree Hill.
  • I’ve seen and liked Americas Next Top Model.
  • I’ve seen and liked Popular.
  • I’ve seen and liked 24.
  • I’ve seen and liked CSI.
  • I’ve seen and liked Law & Order: SVU.  (oops)

Family Life:

  • I get along with both of my parents.
  • My biological parents are still together.
  • I have at least one brother.
  • I have at least one sister.
  • I have at least one step brother/sister.
  • I have at least one half brother/sister.
  • I’ve been kicked out of the house.
  • I’ve ran away from my home.
  • I’ve sworn at my parent(s).
  • I’ve made my parents cry.
  • I’ve lied to my parents.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about where I am.
  • I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing.
  • I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out.
  • I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded.

Hair:

  • I’ve been brown.
  • I’ve had streaks.
  • I’ve cut my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve dyed my hair in the past year.
  • I’ve been blonde
  • I’ve had black.
  • I’ve been red.
  • I’ve been light brown.
  • I’ve been blue/green.
  • I’ve gotten my hair thinned. 
  • I use conditioner.
  • I’ve used silk therapy.
  • I’ve used hot oil treatments.
  • I’ve curled my hair. 
  • I’ve straightened my hair.
  • I’ve ironed my hair.
  • I’ve braided my hair.

School:

  • I’ve yelled at a teacher.
  • I’ve been suspended.
  • I’ve had an in-school suspension.
  • I’ve been sent to the principals office.
  • I’ve walked out of class.
  • I’ve skipped an entire day of school.
  • I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class.
  • I’ve cheated on a test.
  • I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test.
  • I’ve failed Art.
  • I’ve failed P.E.
  • I’ve failed math. 
  • I’ve failed another class.
  • A teacher has called my parents

unfollowlng:

seenaill:

unfollowlng:

If you think your mom overreacts just remember once my mom cancelled our trip to New York because I refused to eat the meatloaf she made

my mom accused me of selling my birth certificate and social security to the black market when she couldn’t find them

you win

strideer:

vagueish idea 4 ren fair outfit

strideer:

vagueish idea 4 ren fair outfit

john, watch out! jade has a plan for pranking you!!
Anonymous

interrogate-stuck:

interrogate-stuck:

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interrogate-stuck:

interrogate-stuck:

interrogate-stuck:

interrogate-stuck:

interrogate-stuck:

interrogate-stuck:

interrogate-stuck:

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EB: id like to see her try

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GG: please john youre not going to do anything!
GG: you and i both know that i can prank you anytime i want to :P
GG: youre just too afraid to admit it!!!

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EB: is that so?
EB: that what ever am i going to do with these?
EB: itd be a real shame to let them go to waste!

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GG: try me!! 

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EB: i guess ill just have to use these ones too
EB: your hair was so pretty, too!

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GG: look what i just found
GG: shame these were good movies :(

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EB: poor powerpuff girls
EB: they had such a life to live, too!

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GG: oh john look at all the pictures and text messages you told me never to post >:)

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EB: what?!
EB: no jade dont! please!
EB: i surrender, just dont post those!!

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GG: VICTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D